25 de junio de 2011

She's dead and I'm jealous... How fucked up is that?


Jackie Peyton
Nurse Jackie

16 de junio de 2011

I was walkin' through the city streets 

And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink 

"Run faster, jump higher" 

Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground 

You must think I'm a joke 

I ain't gonna be part of your system 

Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face 

I go to my favorite hot dog stand 

And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free." 

I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?" 

I took it and threw it on the ground! 

I don't need your handouts! 

I'm an adult! 

Please! 

You can't buy me hot dog, man! 

At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend 

She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad 

Man, this ain't my dad! 

This is a cell phone! 

I threw it on the ground! 

What, you think I'm stupid? 

I'm not a part of your system 

My dad's not a phone! 

DUH! 

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party 

Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it? 

Happy birthday to the ground! 

I threw the rest of the cake, too! 

Welcome to the real word, jackass! 

So many things to throw on the ground 

Like this, and this, and that, and even this 

I'm an ADULT! 

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph 

GROUND! 

Nobody wants your autograph, phonies! 

Then the two phonies got up 

Turned out the had a taser 

And they tased me in the butthole 

Fell to the ground 

The phonies didn't let up 

Tasin' on my butthole over and over 

I was screamin' and squirmin' 

My butthole was on fire 

The moral of the story is: 

You can't trust the system 

Man!

I threw it on the ground,

The Lonely Island.

15 de junio de 2011

And whenever I'm sad, you say it's not so bad, 
for every problem there's a "Final Solution"...


Little Tiny Moustache,
Stephen Lynch.

14 de junio de 2011

If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you a house
( I would buy you a house)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you a K-car
(a nice reliant automobile)
If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy you love

If I had a 1,000,000
I'd build a treefort in our yard
If I had a 1,000,000
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a 1,000,000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous!

If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(like a llama or an emu)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you John Merick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a 1,000,000
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner

If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
I'd be RICH!

If I had one million dollars,
Barenaked Ladies.

5 de junio de 2011

Seems like these days the whole world's on fire.
Things keep blowin' the hell up,...
And while all those rubberneckers and looky loos stand slackjawed staring,
The real men have the nuts to walk away.

Cool guys don't look at explosions
They blow things up and then walk away
Who's got time to watch an explosion?
Because cool guys have errands that they have to walk to..
Keep walkin', keep shinin'
Don't look back keep on walkin'
Keep struttin' slow motion
The more you ignore it, the cooler you look

Ladies & gentlemen, please join me in welcoming...
Mr. Neil Diamond!

ha ha ha....Where are we?!

Cool guys don't look at explosions
They stride for it in their diamond covered boots
They wear jumpsuits with glitter and rhinestones
And walk away in slow motion...
Keep walkin', you're cruisin'...
Cherry Cherry... Sweet Caroline...
Denzel walks...
Will Smith walks...
Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat!

We're going solo....JJ Abrams!

Yeah!
Now you're talkin'!
Okay.

Because,
Cool guys don't look at explosions,
Things are hot but they've to chill,
Walk fast from the boring explosion,
And don't think about the people you've killed

2...3...4!



Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions,
Andy Samberg, Will Ferrell & JJ Abrams.

4 de junio de 2011

- Hola. Hola a todos. Mi nombre es Luis. Muchos me conocerán, aunque sea de vista ya que llevo viviendo aquí  muchos años junto a mi esposa Nena. No soy muy amigo de las palabras pero las circunstancias de tener el brazo enyesado me obligan a estar aquí frente a ustedes hablando por este micrófono. Si bien muchos nos hemos lastimado con estos golpes creo que debemos alegrarnos de que todavía no ha habido un caso de heridas serias. Pero, para mí, es solo una cuestión de tiempo. No hay nada más traicionero que un pozo. No se ve, no se escucha, no se huele, no se siente. Creo que tenemos que encontrar a los responsables lo antes posible para recuperar la paz que es la garantía obligatoria de este lugar, la razón por la que generalmente nos hemos mudado aquí. Muchas gracias.

Luis Marziano,

Los Marziano.