25 de septiembre de 2012

I've read a book once, I mean, I skim it and read the jacket cover, but the point of the book was that women and, I'm sure, positive, that this applies to men as well, shouldn't wait for the perfect mate to just roll onto their lives, they should settle sometimes for Mr. or Mrs. Good Enough.

Fred,
The Pill.

15 de junio de 2012

You know, I read this article that said if you smile all the time you could trick your brain into thinking that you're happy.

Marissa,
Wanderlust.

20 de mayo de 2012

Sometimes it feels like wild living in a prozac nation: United States of depression.

I don't know who I am anymore. I have this personality and it's fucked up, but it's me and I see myself becoming this person who does the right thing, who says the right thing but that's not me. 

Elizabeth,

Prozac Nation.

14 de marzo de 2012

- MIT? Wow, you grow up to be a lot smarter than me.

- Yeah, sometimes my neck gets sore.

- Why?

- My brain's so big!

Adam & Ema,

No Strings Attached.

12 de marzo de 2012

- Hey Matty.

- Lisa, Ok, first of all, I'm not going to ask you where you've been but I get points for that, right?

- Not when you put it like that...

- Ok, I screwed up, that's why I wrote something out that I want to... I want to say to you. Ok, this will be good... Is it bad that I wrote it out?

- It's unusual, it's not bad... Stop asking me things like that, it's weird.

- Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, I went nuts when you left, I broke a lamp!

- Ok, read me the thing.

- That was the thing!

Lisa & Matty,

How Do You Know.

11 de marzo de 2012

- Let me ask you something, how do you know when you're in love?

- Well...

- What?

- I've got a way, whenever this one thing happens I know I'm done. I will tell you but its personal and I don't want anybody making fun of me for it.

- No, no-one's going to... just go!

- I think I'm in love with somebody when I wear a condom with the other girls, OK?

- Holy shit I'm in love.

Matty & Bullpen Pitcher,

How Do You Know.

5 de marzo de 2012

The clock on the dash told me I was five minutes late, a lifetime with my mother told me she thinks that meant I was dead.

Stephanie Plum,
One For The Money.

7 de febrero de 2012

If the girl's into you, she's sleeping with you and if after a month or two months at the very upside she's not sleeping with you... She doesn't like you. The trick is to spot this girl early. You don't want to waste one to seven weeks waiting to find out that it's never going to happen. So... I've came up with some signs about how to spot this girl. 

A girl will never sleep with you if she calls you "cuddly" or "dependable", if she pops a zit in front of you, if her name is Amber or Christine, if she takes a dump in your bathroom or if she takes home leftovers on dates one, two or three.

I know it's not scientific, but I'm just saying you were warned.

Interviewed man,

He's Just Not That Into You.

15 de noviembre de 2011

Remember those posters that said today is the first day of the rest of your life? Well, that's true of every day except one. The day you die.

Lester Burnham,

American Beauty.

07 de julio de 2011

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

Mrs. Kroeger,
Wedding Crashers.

4 de marzo de 2011

What if you were to go to sleep one night and awake to find that you’ve been transported to a cold dark cave? The rational mind provides for five possible explanations:
I’m dead
I’m dreaming
Somebody played a trick on me
I’m crazy
or I am in a cave

Frankie and Alice

16 de diciembre de 2010

-“You wish to report a murder”

-“No, some people tried to kill me”

-“I was told you were reporting a murder”

-“Attempted murder”

-“That’s not so serious”

-“No...Not when you downgrade ir from murder, but when you upgrade it from room service it’s quite serious”

Johnny Depp,
The Tourist

29 de septiembre de 2010

I have crossed the mystic desert
To snap pictures of the poor
I've invited them to brunch
Let them crush down on my floor
There's sunshine on my veins
My kitchen's filled with flies
I'm crying out in vain
Like a little African child
Trapped in me
There's a little African child
Trapped in me
All these blow jobs
In limousines
What do they matter?
What do they mean?
To the little African child
Trapped in me...

Infant Sorrow feat. Jackie Q, African Child.

Aldous Snow,
Get Him to the Greek

22 de septiembre de 2010

In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night.

Truman,
The Truman Show.

13 septiembre 2010

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

Joel,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

15 de agosto de 2010

Liars are all you're gonna run accross in this world,
a man has got to learn the difference between just plain liars
and liars worth loving

Adam

20 de noviembre de 2009

The best thing about Z-land is no Facebook status updates. You know, Rob Curtis is grubbing up for Friday, who cares?

Columbus,
Zombieland.

19 de noviembre de 2009

- She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.
- Literally?
- Well, no, not literally. That's disgusting.

Tom & Alison,
(500) Days of Summer.

11 de noviembre de 2009

Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don't, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy, maybe... it's you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is... just... moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope.

Gigi Phillips,
He's Just Not That Into You.

9 de noviembre de 2009

- I can write a blog, I have thoughts.
- And you're a writer which is more than I can say for Anabelle.
- If only that were true...
- You wrote a novel.
- Half a novel, and no one wanted to publish it. You're not a writer unless someone publishes you.
- That's what's so great about blogs, you don't have to be published, you can just go on line press enter and there it is out there.

Julie & Eric Powell,
Julie & Julia.