7 de febrero de 2012

If the girl's into you, she's sleeping with you and if after a month or two months at the very upside she's not sleeping with you... She doesn't like you. The trick is to spot this girl early. You don't want to waste one to seven weeks waiting to find out that it's never going to happen. So... I've came up with some signs about how to spot this girl. 
A girl will never sleep with you if she calls you "cuddly" or "dependable", if she pops a zit in front of you, if her name is Amber or Christine, if she takes a dump in your bathroom or if she takes home leftovers on dates one, two or three.
I know it's not scientific, but I'm just saying you were warned.


Interviewed man,
He's Just Not That Into You.

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