29 de febrero de 2012

- Oh... You're getting married! It's so romantic... Like that movie, Inception, when Leo loves his wife so much but then she gets mad and moves to that weird city where there's like no people and earthquakes all the time, then he ends up in Snow Mountain and falls in love with Juno...
- Oh jelly bean, you didn't understand that movie at all, didn't you?
- No, but I cried so hard at the end...

Laurie & Ellie,
Cougar Town.

27 de febrero de 2012

- If I were your wife, I'd put poison in your coffe.
- If you were my wife, I would drink it!

Nancy Astor & Winston Churchill

24 de febrero de 2012

Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
Told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company
But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like resignation to the end, always the end
So, when we found that we could not make sense
Well, you said that we would still be friends
But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over

But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need, that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know

Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me believing it was always something that I'd done
But I don't wanna live that way, reading into every word you say
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know

But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need, that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know

Somebody, I used to know
Somebody, now you're just somebody that I used to know
Somebody, I used to know
Somebody, now you're just somebody that I used to know

I used to know
That I used to know
I used to know
Somebody...


Somebody That I Used To Know,
Gotye.

23 de febrero de 2012

Quand on veut un mouton, c'est la preuve qu'on existe.

Le Petit Prince,
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.

20 de febrero de 2012

Nosotros nos tenemos que joder, corazón,
Por locos, por ingenuos, por prestar el carné,
Por negociar las reglas de la revolución,
Por cobrar en "paga Dios" cuando Dios quiebra.

Nosotros nos tenemos que matar, corazón,
Por necios, porque sí, por aprender a perder,
Por no llevar campera cuando afuera cambió,
Por tararear la canción con la que nos entierran.

Nosotros nos tenemos que reír, corazón,
Por feos, por ilusos, por borrar el cassette,
Por desechar la caja junto con el manual,
Por no aprender a bailar y por quemar el mantel.

Nosotros nos tenemos que extinguir, corazón,
Por freaks, por desclasados, por firmar sin leer,
Por ver que está vencido siempre por la mitad,
Y por salir a comprar justo cuando hay que vender.

Nosotros nos tenemos que olvidar, corazón,
Por vagos, por hablar hasta enfriar el café, 
Por explicar mil veces lo que ya no es así,
Por implantarnos un chip y por tratarlos de usted.

Nosotros nos tenemos que callar, corazón,
Por pobres, por contar ovejas para dormir,
Por levantar el tubo a la primer soledad, 
Por recortar y pegar, caras de la Para Tí.

Nosotros nos tenemos que esconder, corazón,
Por lentos, por enfermos, por matar al rehén,
Por tropezar mil veces con el mismo escalón,
Por no prestar atención cuando anunciaban el tren.

Nosotros nos tenemos que comer el garrón,
Por raros, por boludos, por soñar y apostar,
Por entender la moda cuando ya terminó,
Por insolventes y por buscar la otra mitad.

Nosotros nos tenemos que rendir, corazón,
Por obses, por insomnes, por volcar el Fernet,
Por dar vergüenza ajena, por contar el final,
Y por quererle sacar fotos al atardecer.

Nosotros nos tenemos que inmolar, corazón,
Por pocos, por apatrias, por hablarle al reloj,
Por ser esclavos de lo que se pudo decir,
Por no animarse a aplaudir cuando aterriza el avión.

Nosotros nos tenemos que fundir, corazón,
Por hippies, por cornudos, por pagar alquiler,
Por no aprender a registrar las putas ideas,
Por empezar las peleas y por morirnos de pie.

Nosotros nos tenemos que entregar, corazón,
Por extras, por quemados, por cambiar el pasado,
Por caminar en círculos desde el primer paso,
Por asustar al payaso y por seguir el papel.



Me Dejó Hablando Solo,
Zambayonny.

12 de febrero de 2012

Soy fan de tí, de tu manera de vestir,
de cada gramo de tu maquillaje,
soy fan de verte presumir.

Soy fan de tí, de tus medidas de maniquí,
de imaginarte en un escaparate,
de que te dejes seducir.

No me dejas que de mi opinión, eso a tí no te importa.
Por tantas razones soy fan, no lo puedo evitar…

Porque sí… porque te pones tan presumida,
es que me vas a arruinar la vida.
Y que sí.. lo digo yo, siempre me matan las despedidas,
tan solo soy un espectador…

Soy fan de tí, de tus vestidos carmesí,
de tus excesos de equipaje,
de que te arregles para mí.

Soy fan de tí, de tus maneras de Brigitte.
Eres un animal salvaje,
es lo que dicen por ahí…

No me dejas que de mi opinión, eso a tí no te importa.
Por tantas razones soy fan no lo puedo evitar…

Porque sí… cuando te pones tan presumida
es que me vas a arruinar la vida.
Y que sí.. lo digo yo, siempre me matan las despedidas
sin desnudarme en tu probador…

Porque sí…
haremos todo lo que me pidas,
tan solo soy un espectador…


Soy fan de tí
Sidecars

9 de febrero de 2012

What is love? Shakespeare tells us that love looks not with the eyes but with the mind. I'm only ten and have yet to experience great love so I've chose to write about the only love I'm familiar with: the love my parents share. It's not a new love filled with burning passion, my sister says they don't even French kiss anymore, but it's the little things I see them do for each other that tells me what love is. Like in the car when my mom puts her hand on the back of my dad's neck and massages it, or when my dad warms up my mom's car and scrape the ice of the windshield on cold mornings and how they've launch to communicate with each other using their own special language. It's true we don't have a lot of money but I like to think even if we did, my parents will still be at home hanging out, of course in a much nicer house with a jacuzzi soaking tub. If you ask people what they think of the greatest love stories they'll say Romeo and Juliet or Hermione and Ron Weasley and those are fine, but if you ask me, great love stories can be small like my mom and dad's.

Brick Heck,
The Middle.

7 de febrero de 2012

If the girl's into you, she's sleeping with you and if after a month or two months at the very upside she's not sleeping with you... She doesn't like you. The trick is to spot this girl early. You don't want to waste one to seven weeks waiting to find out that it's never going to happen. So... I've came up with some signs about how to spot this girl. 
A girl will never sleep with you if she calls you "cuddly" or "dependable", if she pops a zit in front of you, if her name is Amber or Christine, if she takes a dump in your bathroom or if she takes home leftovers on dates one, two or three.
I know it's not scientific, but I'm just saying you were warned.


Interviewed man,
He's Just Not That Into You.

6 de febrero de 2012

The poncho by itself is fine. The poncho, plus the flute, plus the stupid dance... My son will die a virgin!

Gloria,
Modern Family.

4 de febrero de 2012

Batman doesn't get picked on and he wears a cape. A poncho is just a cape that goes all the way around.

Gloria,
Modern Family

30 de enero de 2012

When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you

When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about the time when I'm with you.

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
The Proclaimers

29 de enero de 2012

Sometimes I just say it. "Are you Dad? Are you?" Because he gets really quiet and doesn't notice when I walk away.

Luke Dunphy,
Modern Family.

25 de enero de 2012

Before Youtube I walked through life...
And now I frolic.
Youtube's been like a farther to me,
except you Youtube's not an Al-coholic
Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid
that thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was...
And now...
Well, not much has changed but I have a shitload of money.
Cause Youtube is a place for people to share their ideas..
If by people you mean 13 year old girls
and by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers...
I'm just kidding but let's be honest, that's a hefty majority...
And you if don't believe me...
Well then you must be a noob

So, welcome to Youtube,
You don't know what you're missing,
just try searching women kissing
It's Youtube,
It's what this countries been needing a generation of kids
who don't wast their time reading.
Am I the only one that thinks that Lisa Nova's hot?
And Chris Crockers not....
No...He's hotter...

Most of the best youtubers are either Asian or they're gay
So there's an untapped youtube celebrity, and it's name is Geore Takai.
And your favorite coat has got a doo-doo stain,
I pray to god that that's chocolate rain
And i find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive...
Because, Barrak Obama won the election because of Youtube
Because Barrak Obama won the election because of Youtube.

Wait did I say Youtube? I meant the black vote.
And I think that Youtube and Fred are so cool
And What The Buck will be back in a jiffy lube...

So welcome to Youtube
Yeah, I said welcome to Youtube
Hey, Welcome to Youtube

I said listen and linger,
Charlie the unicorn bit my finger.
It's Youtube, The impact is evident,
Ms. Teen South Carolina just ran for vice president...

Upload a video you got nothin' to lose,
Except all of your friends...
And the approval of your parents

Hi, my name is Mary and I'm 19 years old and I got drunk at a party and I think someone was videotaping it but I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I showed half of my boob...
Sorry Mary,
Welcome to Youtube
Say hello to Youtube
Say goodbye to your college scholarship
Yeah, and it'll keep on going and it'll never stop,
'Till it's privatized

Welcome to youtube
Bo Burnham

24 de enero de 2012

- Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I pressed the close button on an elevator door when I saw a woman running to catch it.
- Why did you do that?
- It was a long ride down to the lobby and she was wearing too much perfume. 


Blair & the Priest,
Gossip Girl. 

23 de enero de 2012

- Write this down: "What's the difference between try and tryumph?"
- A little umph?
- A little umph! Get it?
- Of course I get it! I've just said it!


Jay & Many,
Modern Family.

19 de enero de 2012

And so it is just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
most of the time
And so it is the shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes

And so it is just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is the colder water
The Blower's Daughter
The pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes

Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?

I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind
my mind my mind
'Til I find somebody new


The Blower's Daughter,
Damien Rice.

18 de enero de 2012

Les voy a decir algo, piénsenlo bien antes de casarse. Sobre todo si van a organizar una fiesta. O sea, para empezar, un catering para 120 personas, cuesta realmente una fortuna, el lugar... bueno, ni quieran saberlo, fotógrafo, la filmación, el disc jockey, los músicos, el traje, el vestido de la novia... Realmente delirante. ¿Y todo para qué? Vandalismo. Meses de preparación para ver como en un par de horas un grupo de, de salvajes que decían ser tu familia y tus amigos deboran la comida, rompen sillas, ensucian baños, todos chivados... Pasame más vino se vino la pachanga, en fin, realmente un desastre. Ahora, si todo eso pasa quiere decir que tu fiesta fue un éxito.



Adrián,
Mi Primera Boda.

15 de enero de 2012

Si tuvieras cuello te ahorcaría...


Elena,
Viudas.

12 de enero de 2011

No te fíes si te juro que es imposible
no dudes de mi duda y mi quizás
el amor es igual que un imperdible
perdido en la solapa del azar.

La luna toma el sol de madrugada
nunca jamás quiere decir tal vez,
la muerte es un amante despechada
que juega sucio y no sabe perder.

Estoy tratando de decirte que
me desespero de esperarte
que no salgo a buscarte porque sé
que corro el riesgo de encontrarte
que me sigo mordiendo noche y día
las uñas del rencor
que te sigo debiendo todavía
una canción de amor.

No corras si te llamo de repente
no te vayas si te grito piérdete
a menudo los labios más urgentes
no tienen prisa dos besos después.

Se aferra el corazón a lo perdido
los ojos que no ven miran mejor
cantar es disparar contra el olvido
vivir sin ti es dormir en la estación.


Todavía una Canción de Amor,
Los Rodríguez.

11 de enero de 2012

You ask if I have protection
I say Well um no... 
I've tried to buy them once 
I was in the convenient store 
My old baby sitter walked in 
I had to hide them near the tic-tacs 
I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit...


High School Party,
Bo Burnham