30 de enero de 2012

When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you

When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about the time when I'm with you.

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
The Proclaimers

29 de enero de 2012

Sometimes I just say it. "Are you Dad? Are you?" Because he gets really quiet and doesn't notice when I walk away.

Luke Dunphy,

Modern Family.

25 de enero de 2012

Before Youtube I walked through life...
And now I frolic.
Youtube's been like a farther to me,
except you Youtube's not an Al-coholic
Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid
that thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was...
And now...
Well, not much has changed but I have a shitload of money.
Cause Youtube is a place for people to share their ideas..
If by people you mean 13 year old girls
and by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers...
I'm just kidding but let's be honest, that's a hefty majority...
And you if don't believe me...
Well then you must be a noob

So, welcome to Youtube,
You don't know what you're missing,
just try searching women kissing
It's Youtube,
It's what this countries been needing a generation of kids
who don't wast their time reading.
Am I the only one that thinks that Lisa Nova's hot?
And Chris Crockers not....
No...He's hotter...

Most of the best youtubers are either Asian or they're gay
So there's an untapped youtube celebrity, and it's name is Geore Takai.
And your favorite coat has got a doo-doo stain,
I pray to god that that's chocolate rain
And i find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive...
Because, Barrak Obama won the election because of Youtube
Because Barrak Obama won the election because of Youtube.

Wait did I say Youtube? I meant the black vote.
And I think that Youtube and Fred are so cool
And What The Buck will be back in a jiffy lube...

So welcome to Youtube
Yeah, I said welcome to Youtube
Hey, Welcome to Youtube

I said listen and linger,
Charlie the unicorn bit my finger.
It's Youtube, The impact is evident,
Ms. Teen South Carolina just ran for vice president...

Upload a video you got nothin' to lose,
Except all of your friends...
And the approval of your parents

Hi, my name is Mary and I'm 19 years old and I got drunk at a party and I think someone was videotaping it but I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I showed half of my boob...
Sorry Mary,
Welcome to Youtube
Say hello to Youtube
Say goodbye to your college scholarship
Yeah, and it'll keep on going and it'll never stop,
'Till it's privatized

Welcome to youtube
Bo Burnham

24 de enero de 2012

- Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I pressed the close button on an elevator door when I saw a woman running to catch it.

- Why did you do that?

- It was a long ride down to the lobby and she was wearing too much perfume. 

Blair & the Priest,

Gossip Girl. 

23 de enero de 2012

- Write this down: "What's the difference between try and tryumph?"

- A little umph?

- A little umph! Get it?

- Of course I get it! I've just said it!

Jay & Many,

Modern Family.

19 de enero de 2012

And so it is just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
most of the time
And so it is the shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes

And so it is just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is the colder water
The Blower's Daughter
The pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes

Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?

I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind
my mind my mind
'Til I find somebody new


The Blower's Daughter,
Damien Rice.

18 de enero de 2012

Les voy a decir algo, piénsenlo bien antes de casarse. Sobre todo si van a organizar una fiesta. O sea, para empezar, un catering para 120 personas, cuesta realmente una fortuna, el lugar... bueno, ni quieran saberlo, fotógrafo, la filmación, el disc jockey, los músicos, el traje, el vestido de la novia... Realmente delirante. ¿Y todo para qué? Vandalismo. Meses de preparación para ver como en un par de horas un grupo de, de salvajes que decían ser tu familia y tus amigos deboran la comida, rompen sillas, ensucian baños, todos chivados... Pasame más vino se vino la pachanga, en fin, realmente un desastre. Ahora, si todo eso pasa quiere decir que tu fiesta fue un éxito.

Adrián,
Mi Primera Boda.

15 de enero de 2012

Si tuvieras cuello te ahorcaría...


Elena,
Viudas.

12 de enero de 2011

No te fíes si te juro que es imposible

no dudes de mi duda y mi quizás

el amor es igual que un imperdible

perdido en la solapa del azar.

La luna toma el sol de madrugada

nunca jamás quiere decir tal vez,

la muerte es un amante despechada

que juega sucio y no sabe perder.

Estoy tratando de decirte que

me desespero de esperarte

que no salgo a buscarte porque sé

que corro el riesgo de encontrarte

que me sigo mordiendo noche y día

las uñas del rencor

que te sigo debiendo todavía

una canción de amor.

No corras si te llamo de repente

no te vayas si te grito piérdete

a menudo los labios más urgentes

no tienen prisa dos besos después.

Se aferra el corazón a lo perdido

los ojos que no ven miran mejor

cantar es disparar contra el olvido

vivir sin ti es dormir en la estación.

Todavía una Canción de Amor,

Los Rodríguez.

11 de enero de 2012

You ask if I have protection

I say Well um no... 

I've tried to buy them once 

I was in the convenient store 

My old baby sitter walked in 

I had to hide them near the tic-tacs 

I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit...

High School Party,

Bo Burnham