26 de mayo de 2012

- So what you say? Accept my friend thingy...
- Sorry, mom, I didn't get a friend thingy from you...
- Yeah, you know, they have a lot of blocks in there to protect kids from weirdos.
- Mmm... Ok, god, good, I'll send it again.
- Great!
- Please do.

- Please don't.
- We've got her request the first time but ignore it. I can't have her round there snooping around seeing what I'm doing at parties.
- Or getting pictures of us on family vacations wearing dorky clothes...



Claire, Hayley & Alex,
Modern Family.

22 de mayo de 2012

I just don't understand why I need to learn the skill, outside the gym class, when will I ever need to dodge a ball?

Brick Heck,
The Middle.

21 de mayo de 2012

I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am.

Sam Havadtoy.

20 de mayo de 2012

Sometimes it feels like wild living in a prozac nation: United States of depression.
I don't know who I am anymore. I have this personality and it's fucked up, but it's me and I see myself becoming this person who does the right thing, who says the right thing but that's not me. 

Elizabeth,
Prozac Nation.

17 de mayo de 2012

- How long do you think Andy's felt sexually unfulfilled?
- Kill me. Does that answer make any sense? Look, you take care of him... in other ways... Cooking?
- No.
- Ironing his shirts?
- Is this the fifties?
- Rubbing his feet?
- Have you seen them?
- Rubbing his back?
- There's no rubbing.
- Scratching his back?
- My fingers get stuck.
- Listening to him?
- I'm not his friend Travis, I'm just his wife.


Ellie & Travis,
Cougar Town.

13 de mayo de 2012


Your daddy always said you should stay away from
A fool like me, a fool like me
And when your momma sees me calling on your telephone
The bitch hangs up on me
Huh!?

Remember that time I blew your mailbox up
I was just kidding about that (kidding about that)
I'm sorry that I hit your dog with my bike
But he's still got three legs (he's gonna be just fine)
And baby, baby I ain't too sure that
I know how to change anymore
But
This I know for sure..
I just got eyes for you
Even though your friends say:
Oh my God, how can she be with him?
Oh my God leave his ass!

Your daddy always said you should stay away from
A fool like me, a fool like me
And when your momma sees me calling on your telephone,
She hangs up on me
That bitch hangs up on me
Yeah I know
That I'm a grown ass man
Who still acts like an idiot
But Lord he must have been in a good mood the day
He let a girl like you
Choose to take a fool like me

I never meant to drive your car into that tree
I'm still real sorry about that (sorry about that)
And I know I can't get it right
But I would do anything, anything
For my
Baby, baby you ain't too sure that
I know how to change anymore
But
This you know for sure...
I just got eyes for you
Even though your friends say:
Oh my God, how can she be with him?
Oh my God leave his ass!

Your daddy always said "you should stay away from
A fool like me, a fool like me"
And when your momma sees me calling on your telephone,
She hangs up on me
That bitch hangs up on me
Yeah I know
That I'm a grown ass man
Who still acts like an idiot
But Lord he must have been in a good mood the day
He let a girl like you
Choose to take a fool like me,
Take a fool like me
Take a fool like

Oh my God!
How can she be with him?
Oh my God!
How can she be with him?
Oh my God
Leave his ass!

Your daddy always said "you should stay away from
A fool like me, a fool like me"
And when your momma sees me calling on your telephone,
She hangs up on me
That bitch hangs up on me
Yeah I know
That I'm a grown ass man
Who still acts like an idiot
But Lord he must have been in a good mood the day
He let a girl like you
Choose to take a fool like me


Fool Like Me,
Cobra Starship & The Plasticines.

9 de mayo de 2012

I'm sitting here all by myself 
just trying to think of something to do
Trying to think of something, anything 
just to keep me from thinking of you 
But you know it's not working out 
Because you're all that's on my mind 
One thought of you is all it takes 
to leave the rest of the world behind

Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did 
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did 
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did 
And you didn't mean to love me back, but I know you did 

I'm sitting here trying to convince myself 
that you're not the one for me 
But the more I think, the less I believe it 
and the more I want you here with me 
You know the holidays are coming up 
I don't want to spend them alone 
Memories of Christmas time with you 
will just kill me if I'm on my own 

Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did 
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did 
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did 
And you didn't mean to love me back 

I know it's not the smartest thing to do 
we just can't seem to get it right 
But what I wouldn't give to have one more chance tonight 
One more chance tonight 

I'm sitting here trying to entertain myself with this old guitar 
But with all my inspiration gone it's not getting me very far 
I look around my room and everything I see reminds me of you 
Oh please, baby won't you take my hand 
we've got nothing left to prove 

Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did 
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did 
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did 
And you didn't mean to love me back, but I know you did 

And I didn't mean to meet you then 
when we were just kids 
And I didn't mean to give you chills 
the way that I kiss 
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did 
And you didn't mean to love me back but I know you did 
Don't say you didn't love me back because you know you did 
No, you didn't mean to love me back 
But you did 

A Lonely September, 
Plain White T's.

8 de mayo de 2012

- Eye roll!
- Oh, like I had a choice!

Cameron & Mitchell,
Modern Family.

7 de mayo de 2012

If there's one thing that we've learned from Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds, or Sandy Bullock in The Blind Side, or Hilary Swank in that movie no one ever saw is that all you need to fix minority problems is a really pretty white woman.

Laurie,
Cougar Town.

1 de mayo de 2012

Tu vas en connaître des gens, fils de pute, tu vas connaître les gens Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas téter la solitude Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas sucer de l'énervement Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas téter de l'agitation Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas sucer de l'impatience Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas téter de l'inquiétude Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas sucer de la terreur Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas bouffer de l'anxiété Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas téter de l'angoisse Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas sucer du tourment Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas avaler de l'ennui Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas sucer du malaise Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas téter amer Tu vas en connaître des gens, tu vas bouffer de la merde, fils de pute

Vous Êtes Tous Des Fils De Pute,
Rodrigo García.