22 de julio de 2011

Juégate un polvo al Trivial del amor
Me llevas de ventaja dos quesitos...


Putita, 
Joaquín Sabina.

19 de julio de 2011

There’s a little bit of the day we met
A whole long list of my regrets
There’s a two step dance that never swings
A little bit of you in everything
The shimmering of the Christmas lights
A lonely tone in the deepest night
As Nat King Cole softly sings
A little bit of you in everything

But, I don’t want to carry these old feelings anymore

There’s a little bit in the books I read
A little bit in the films I see
A little bit in those common themes
There’s a little bit of you I keep with me

The sound of a train in the empty night
A voice of a girl in the lazy lights
As Nat King Cole softly sings
A little bit of you in everything

But, I don’t want to carry these old feelings anymore
No, no, no I don’t want to be haunted by the choices I made before

Tell me one thing that’s worth saving
From this nameless generation
Give me one thing, give me one thing,
give me one thing
One thing forever more

Well, there’s a little bit of the day we met
And a whole long list of my regrets
As I look out onto the airplane wing
A little bit of you in everything
A little bit of you in everything
A little bit of you in everything

Tell me one thing that’s worth saving
From this nameless generation
Give me one thing that you’ll cherish
You’ll hold onto and keep sacred
Give me one thing
One thing forever more

There’s a little bit of you in everything
A little bit of you in everything


Little bit of you in everything,
The Rentals.

07 de julio de 2011

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

Mrs. Kroeger,
Wedding Crashers.

06 de julio de 2011

Jesus stole my baby
Jesus stole my girl
He took her away for an hour every sunday
And cut all of her beautiful curls
She was always easy seven days of the week
Now she's a bore and I've seen it before
She thinks it gives her some kind of mystique
Said that she just want's to save me
Said you can't go on the way that you are
She chased all my friends, hurts my brain till it bends
Hides my cigarettes and steals my guitar

And it's a long time since she was mine, Pretending I am fine
Another simple boy on the telephone line
And though she is living here with me
I'm aching to be free
She takes it all so God damn seriously

Well I've always been in love with her treasure
But she might as well be locked up in chains
When I ask she says no and I'm feeling so low
I'm bursting from my feet to my brains

Now if I could only talk to this Jesus
I'd tell him just how lonely I've been
I'd ask him to send home my baby again
So she can see what kinda state I've been in

Jesus stole my baby
So maybe I should steal his
She used to be mine
Now she's so dull and divine
May not be nice but thats the way that it is
And I'm lost here among the clowns
Jesus men in gowns
All sandals and out of tune guitars
And she talks in terrified tones
Of skeleton bones
Screaming through a mangled microphone

And it's a long time since she was mine, Pretending I am fine
Another simple boy on the telephone line
And though she is living here with me
I'm aching to be free
She takes it all so god damn seriously


Jesus stole my baby,
The Fratellis

25 de junio de 2011

She's dead and I'm jealous... How fucked up is that?


Jackie Peyton
Nurse Jackie

16 de junio de 2011

I was walkin' through the city streets 
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink 
"Run faster, jump higher" 
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground 
You must think I'm a joke 
I ain't gonna be part of your system 
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face 

I go to my favorite hot dog stand 
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free." 
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?" 
I took it and threw it on the ground! 
I don't need your handouts! 
I'm an adult! 
Please! 
You can't buy me hot dog, man! 

At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend 
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad 
Man, this ain't my dad! 
This is a cell phone! 
I threw it on the ground! 
What, you think I'm stupid? 
I'm not a part of your system 
My dad's not a phone! 
DUH! 

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party 
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it? 
Happy birthday to the ground! 
I threw the rest of the cake, too! 
Welcome to the real word, jackass! 
So many things to throw on the ground 
Like this, and this, and that, and even this 
I'm an ADULT! 

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph 
GROUND! 
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies! 
Then the two phonies got up 
Turned out the had a taser 
And they tased me in the butthole 
Fell to the ground 
The phonies didn't let up 
Tasin' on my butthole over and over 
I was screamin' and squirmin' 
My butthole was on fire 

The moral of the story is: 
You can't trust the system 
Man!


I threw it on the ground,
The Lonely Island.

15 de junio de 2011

And whenever I'm sad, you say it's not so bad, 
for every problem there's a "Final Solution"...


Little Tiny Moustache,
Stephen Lynch.

14 de junio de 2011

If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you a house
( I would buy you a house)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you a K-car
(a nice reliant automobile)
If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy you love

If I had a 1,000,000
I'd build a treefort in our yard
If I had a 1,000,000
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a 1,000,000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous!

If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(like a llama or an emu)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you John Merick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a 1,000,000
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner

If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
I'd be RICH!

If I had one million dollars,
Barenaked Ladies.

5 de junio de 2011

Seems like these days the whole world's on fire.
Things keep blowin' the hell up,...
And while all those rubberneckers and looky loos stand slackjawed staring,
The real men have the nuts to walk away.

Cool guys don't look at explosions
They blow things up and then walk away
Who's got time to watch an explosion?
Because cool guys have errands that they have to walk to..
Keep walkin', keep shinin'
Don't look back keep on walkin'
Keep struttin' slow motion
The more you ignore it, the cooler you look

Ladies & gentlemen, please join me in welcoming...
Mr. Neil Diamond!

ha ha ha....Where are we?!

Cool guys don't look at explosions
They stride for it in their diamond covered boots
They wear jumpsuits with glitter and rhinestones
And walk away in slow motion...
Keep walkin', you're cruisin'...
Cherry Cherry... Sweet Caroline...
Denzel walks...
Will Smith walks...
Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat!

We're going solo....JJ Abrams!

Yeah!
Now you're talkin'!
Okay.

Because,
Cool guys don't look at explosions,
Things are hot but they've to chill,
Walk fast from the boring explosion,
And don't think about the people you've killed

2...3...4!



Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions,
Andy Samberg, Will Ferrell & JJ Abrams.

4 de junio de 2011

- Hola. Hola a todos. Mi nombre es Luis. Muchos me conocerán, aunque sea de vista ya que llevo viviendo aquí  muchos años junto a mi esposa Nena. No soy muy amigo de las palabras pero las circunstancias de tener el brazo enyesado me obligan a estar aquí frente a ustedes hablando por este micrófono. Si bien muchos nos hemos lastimado con estos golpes creo que debemos alegrarnos de que todavía no ha habido un caso de heridas serias. Pero, para mí, es solo una cuestión de tiempo. No hay nada más traicionero que un pozo. No se ve, no se escucha, no se huele, no se siente. Creo que tenemos que encontrar a los responsables lo antes posible para recuperar la paz que es la garantía obligatoria de este lugar, la razón por la que generalmente nos hemos mudado aquí. Muchas gracias.

Luis Marziano,
Los Marziano.

26 de mayo de 2011

Tu es comme un océan qui brûle en moi
Et en te rencontrant je t'ai trouvé
Tu es aussi légère qu'un truc qui ferait ton poids
Tu sens bon comme un frigo bien rangé

Tes cheveux flottent au vent
Comme une voile qui flotte au vent
Tu es comme ces jardins plein de plantes dedans
Tu es comme une fenêtre qui s'ouvre facilement
Ton sourire est si beau, tu as des dents...
Tu es propre

Ton absence me manque
Quand tu n'es presque pas là
Enfermé dans les toilettes
Je ne pense qu'à toi
Je suis nu devant toi comme un chien sans sa chemise

Tu es comme la ficelle de mon plus beau cadeau
Tu es la neige, la boue
La chaîne de mon vélo
Tantôt tu seras poêle et je serai mazout
Si tu mangeras du pain je te donnerai mes croûtes

Ta voix quand tu me parles me permet de t'entendre
Et quand tu parles plus fort
Je t'entends mieux
Si on a des enfants on sera leurs parents
J'te mettrai sous un chêne pour que tu aies des glands
Tu es propre

Ton absence me manque
Quand tu n'es presque pas là
Enfermé dans les toilettes
Je ne pense qu'à toi
Tu es comme la cerise sur le gâteau... aux cerises

Ton absence me manque
Quand tu n'es presque pas là
Quand je m'enfile du thon
Je ne pense qu'à toi


Comme un océan,
Les Fatals Picards

9 de mayo de 2011

Ay... ay, ay, ay, ay, ay,
Ay... ay, ay, ay, ay, ay,
El amor
Sí, sí, sí,
Dije amor.
El amor es como una piñata
Nace a pulmón.
El amor está repleto de sorpresas
Como una piñata.
El amor está repleto de alegría
Como una piñata.
El amor está repleto de arrugas
Como mi tía Ñata.
Pero no todo es alegría.
El amor también explota
Como una piñata.
Hace pup.
Hace pup.
Y ahí empiezan a caer un montón de cosas:
Pueden caer juguetitos,
Pueden caer caramelitos,
Y puede caer alegría.
Cuando te veo caminar por la calle,
Muchas veces me distraigo.
Otras tantas me anulo.
Y algunas veces te digo:
Papi, papi, papi chulo.
El amor es fácil.
Transitar el camino del amor es fácil.
Es fácil como silbar.


El amor es todo,
Poemas con olor a amor y otras fragancias de verano,
José Mª Listorti.

29 de abril de 2011

Tout s'achète: l'amour, l'art, la planète Terre, vous, moi. Surtout moi. L'homme est un produit comme les autres, avec une date de limite de vente. Je suis publicitaire. Je suis de ceux qui vous font rêver des choses que vous n'aurez jamais. Ciel toujours bleu, nanas jamais moches, bonheur parfait retouché sur Photoshop. Vous croyez que j'embellis le monde? Perdu. Je le bousille.
Tout est provisoire: l'amour, l'art, la planète Terre, vous, moi. Surtout moi.

Octave Parango,
99 Francs.

26 de abril de 2011

- No, gracias. Yo obtengo mi mercurio masticando termómetros.

Desde el diván,
Irvin D. Yalom.

13 de abril de 2011

I thought it was one of those crazy not so funny Billy Crystal at the Oscar's kind of joke.

Jason,
Gilmore Girls.

31 de marzo de 2011

Les presento a mi abuelo bastardo a mi esposa soltera
al padrino que me apadrinó en la legión extangera
a mi hermano gemelo, patrón de la merca ambulante
a mi tío el marino que tuvo un sobrino cantante...

Al putón de mi prima Carlota y su perro salchicha
a mi chupa de cota de malla contra la desdicha
mariposas que cazan ensueños, los niños con granos
cuando sueñan que abrazana a Venus de Milo sin manos

Me libré de los tontos por ciento del cuento del bussiness
dando clases en una academia de cantos de cisne
heredé una botella de ron de un clochard moribundo
yo quería escribir la canción más hermosa del mundo!



Joaquín Sabina,
Nos sobran los motivos - La Canción más hermosa del mundo

18 de marzo de 2011

Greyson - Wow! I've never seen you wear so few colors at once.
Laurie    -  I feel like that lady that comes to your house every 6 months when you're a kid and decides whether or not you get to keep living there.

Greyson & Laurie,
Cougar Town.

4 de marzo de 2011

What if you were to go to sleep one night and awake to find that you’ve been transported to a cold dark cave? The rational mind provides for five possible explanations:
I’m dead
I’m dreaming
Somebody played a trick on me
I’m crazy
or I am in a cave

Frankie and Alice

23 de febrero de 2011

L'optimisme c'est la rage de soutenir que tout est bien quand on est mal.


Voltaire,
Candide ou l'optimisme.

14 de febrero de 2011

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway 
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like boys

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like boys

You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like 
No you don’t even like boys


You are so gay,
Katy Perry.