25 de agosto de 2011

Hey man!
Hey!
Dude, you're looking pretty swoll! You've been working out?
Uh yeah... why you're looking?
Oh, no like that man, I mean, no homo.
Ohh, no homo!
Cool!

When you want to compliment a friend
No homo
But you don't want that friendship to end
No homo
To tell a dude just how you feel
No homo
Say no homo so he knows the deal
No homo

Hey, yo, man, you've got a fresh style
No homo
And you know you've got the best smile
No homo
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady
No homo
With your looks you'll make a handsome baby
No homo

I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt
No homo
It's hard to pull off but you make it work
No homo
Hey, yo, I kinda like your natural scent
No homo
Hey, yo, I kinda like the musical Rent
No homo

Man, I can't decide who wore it best
No homo
But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's best
No homo
I admit it: I'm a fashionista
No homo
And I know every line of Mystic Pizza
No homo

Damn! This rose is something special
No homo
Yeah! We should goof around and wrestle
No homo
Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk
No homo
We're all friends ain't no need for trunks
No homo

Man, I'm really feeling buzzed right now
No homo
Are you really feeling buzzed right now?
No homo
Yo, we should watch this gay porno tape
No homo
But as a joke 'cause we're all straight
No homo

Man, you could wash laundry on those abs
No homo
Yo, I think girls look good in drag
No homo
Hey, I've been thinking about posing nude
No homo
Yo, I've been thinking about f*!#ing a dude
No homo

We could three way sixty nine
No homo
Or human centipede in a line
No homo
Or some docking could be hella fun!
No homo
Oh yeah, man, or I could do this one!
No homo

Hey, yo no homo but I want to dress up like Dorothy
And butt f*!# a dude while he's 69's Morrisey
No homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece
To give young Socrates the illful release
Hey, yo, no homo, but today I'm coming out the closet
Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet

These two words have set me free
No homo
Damn! it feels good to be
No homo


No Homo,
The Lonely Island.