5 de noviembre de 2011

- I've put together an album of all the people we're no longer friends with and I just want to know why.
- Ok. Oh, missed my birthday party. Talked behind my back. Oh, too happy all the time. Said our house was "quaint". Named her daughter Chesapeake. Too old for hair that long. Always tried to hug me. Calls her husband "hurricane Frank". Vegan. Vegan. Vegan... They were all friends. Doesn't like Howard Stern. Thought it would be funny to score me with a hose.
- That's a mistake...
- Husband is a tool. Ran a marathon. Doesn't drink. Oh, and the last one's easy, it's because it's your mom.

Andy & Ellie,
Cougar Town.

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